Life Manual: How to Have Sex

Just like food, sex is needed
to maintain a happy life.
Therefore, in these few lines,
I'll try to teach the Art of Screw.

You will need two players (at least)
"Hold it now", the first one says.
"OK!", she nods shyly.
"What now?" she asks. Clumsy. Confused.

Silence. Awkward she feels.
"What now?" she looks over at him.
"What now? Hush hush!
Oh, poo! I'm done!" (*)